National Lottery page of www.richardhall.org.uk

Do you pay the stupidity tax?

Many aspects of the modern world simply baffle me. Why, for example, did Barack Obama go to all the trouble and expense of being elected, and re-elected as President of the United States? He doesn't appear to know, so why should the rest of us? Please do let me know if you have any theories. I am sure he could make just as much money and be having a far more pleasant life as a Professor at some Ivy League institution.

But brought front and centre of what I am pleased to call my mind by the recent decision to double the price of a ticket is the eighteen year old UK National Lottery has always been beyond my comprehension. I mean why? Various orthodox left wing commentary will tell you that it is an act of desperation, but there are plenty of others available. Frankly that is a load of pseudo intellectual tosh.

This is not a complaint about long odds gambling. As a Newbury boy and sometime follower of National Hunt racing that would be hypocritical. If you like that sort of thing, step into your local bookmaker and place your £1 (soon to be £2) on an accumulator. Bet on the 2nd favourite in each race. After 8 wins, stake re-invested, at a conservative 5 to 1 you would have won over £1.5 million.

To de-construct it a little further even a match 3 win is a 54 to 1 shot . This returns £10. WTF! A single win on the accumulator at 5 to 1 means £6 back. I have won many bets at between 5 and 15 to 1 at Newbury, Ascot, and Kempton. I have never won at 50 to 1, but if I ever did I would get £51 back. The lottery is is simply a fraudulent bet. If you play it you are paying a tax on your own stupidity.